when people call themselves robot fuckers but they only mean like human shaped and human sized androids, those people are cowards. you either would fuck shockwave or you wouldnt! its simple!
Shockwave really isn’t my type though. Optimus, yes. Jazz? Yes Shockwave? eeennh
I can see it in you… a lone light in the darkness you refuse to extinguish.
Fox: since you’ve allowed me to speak freely, sir, I do worry that my men and I might live our entire lives fighting for the republic and we’ll never get to do something different.
Palpatine: oh, I wouldn’t be so certain of that, commander. If you and your men work hard enough, things might actually change
you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”
someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory
the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true
wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius
King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.
Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK
Lol I can’t believe some of y’all still haven’t heard of candle cove
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