Tumblr should switch from banning porn to applying a googly eye filter to all dangly bits, not-so-dangly bits, and nipples of any presentation. Googly eyes are so awesome that people wouldn’t even mind.
Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because you can truthfully see that it’s 69° outside and go “nice” rather than immediately collapsing from heat exhaustion
also you can cook and reasonably often set your oven to 420°
I’m still team Celcius but this is a compelling argument.